Polar Bear and Politicians Penis Size Shrinks, Causing WWIII

Why is this all happening?
I finally figured it out.
Polar bears penis size is shrinking and one can only surmise what is happening to the reptilian Republicans of Rumsfeld land.

Bristly, 1000-pound brutes willing to claw it out for females and whisk them off for a week of spirited shagging, male polar bears might hook up with several mates in a season. They are not the stripe of male to suffer from any image problems when it comes to, well, having the right equipment—not, at least, until today, when the Nunatsiaq News of the Nunavik region of Arctic Quebec—surely an authority on polar bears--reported that their penises are shrinking.


Condi acting out Iraq "foreign policy" with DICK, er Cheney

Honey you are looking at the product of a family of fascists from Sam Bush and the Merchants of Death in WWI to Genocide George and the Neo CON, PNAC Pre-emptive war crimes of the present.
We can thank George for ONE thing - exposure. He has managed to expose the entire criminal corporate crude
occupying the White House like a suffocating oil slick.
Time to go green, and send George to a shrinking ice floe to contemplate his shrinking penis size along with another being - perhaps there - George can find his humanity.
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