Wednesday, March 05, 2008

Help Design and Locate the Bush Library

When I heard that "W" was going to have a Presidential "library" I wondered what on earth he would put in it.

I had barely put that pondering to the universe when a bevy of mail provided the response.

The Library will include:

The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.

The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you can't remember anything.

The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you won't have to even show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they won't let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they won't let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room (which they're still trying tolocate).

The Iraq War Room, where after you complete your first tour, they willmake you go back for second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tours.

The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with<>shooting gallery.

Perhaps they will locate the library with the Supreme Court (they picked him)...or
locate it in ENRON's old building,
or a burned out power plant in California?

Oh heck what am I thinking....Lockheed Martin or Carlyle would host the site, the never ending
money pit of war profiteerings.

Plans also include:

The K-Street Project Gift Shop, where you can buy (or just steal) an election.
The Airport Men's Room, where you can meet some of your favorite Republican Senators.

To highlight the President's accomplishments, the museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate them.

Last, but not least, there will be an entire floor devoted to a 7/8 scale model of the President's ego.

Oh and we should have the TORTURE room, and give Bush credit for perfecting the
and resurrecting the Christian Crusades complete with torture. Sometimes I wonder if this clan are the descendants of those who put Jesus to death - they are so devoid of anything resembling Jesus, or anything he taught.

We can replay videos of waterboarding that the CIA has used all over the world from the US incursion in the Phillipines to Viet Nam to Iraq.

We can also highlight the US incursion into 120 countries abroad where they interfere in the affairs of other countries in order to steal others natural resources, in the name of democracy.

Alas I cannot take credit for the bulk of this input, although I have added to it - the source is located here:

If you have any ideas for the Bush Jon Stewart would say...."dooooooooo tell !"


Blogger thehostess said...

Thanks for a great post. So nice to get some laughs with all this tension from the presidential race going on for us in the states. I set up a link to this on a blog I have. I know the LGBTs outside of Philly will get a kick out of this and your other entries. Glad I stopped by.

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