Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Win a Vacation With President Bush

Gosh any number of hot spots where the USA has brought democracy come to mind, Haiti, Viet Nam, South America, Iraq...the weather is warm and the people might be a bit different than you hear about on American TV.
Do you own a gun?

Ralphie Reed, pretty boy Floyd of the money laundry Christian Coalition could likely recommend some cool casinos in Florida where his buddy Abramoff made a killing. Ralphie also campaigned heavily in Canada for the current sitting Prime Minister - Stephen Harper.

You could visit Stephen Harper, current Prime Minister of Canada with a raging 32% of the vote, and tour oil rich Alberta where we are running to dispense with our natural resources and copy Texas in any way we can.

Win a Vacation With President Bush!

A Special Offer From the US Department of Faith

Seven Luxury Slots Available! Enter Now to Win!

This exclusive offer is reserved for Republican friends of Jesus Christ and His anointed, duly appointed ruler of the civilized world, (pictured pondering in pool) President George W. Bush:

Did you know that in order to demonstrate His indefatigable readiness and leadership, our infallible Christian President limits Himself to a mere dozen vacations each year, some of them lasting fewer than five weeks?! It’s true! And with a such a grueling calendar, it’s truly a miracle that our Godly President can maintain His legendary between-naps stamina!
Of course, Presidential outings are luxurious, highly exclusive affairs with very short guest lists. Sometimes, even the President’s closest Saudi Arabian friends cannot join him – let alone common sub-royal rabble such ourselves.

But not anymore – because for the first time ever, the US Department of Faith has been tasked with conducting a nationwide sweepstakes to find seven lucky winners to enjoy the President's company on future taxpayer-financed, month-long escapes from the fetid liberal cesspool that is Washington DC – and it could be YOU! So don’t delay – enter TODAY!

Included in Crawford Vacation With President Bush Package:
4 weeks accommodations in Prairie Chapel Ranch guest house (includes indentured Mexican houseboy!)
Daily continental Tex-Mex breakfast barbecue buffet and Bible study
1 day of side-saddle horseback riding with the First Lady
2 days of motocross racing with the coolest Christian man ever! (GW)
1 day bicycle tour of Crawford with formal Presidential SWAT escort
Daily afternoon Mex-Tex lunch barbecue buffet, Bible study and hymn sing
Accompany the President on a 15-minute flyover assessment of the latest super-cool, radical disaster area. Drinks and hors d'oeuvres served in flight!
Evening backgammon and charades
Daily late-night open bar with Toby Keith square dancing and bible study
Autographed American Flag

Included in Maine Vacation With President Bush Package:

2 weeks of 1st class accommodations at the Kennebunkport Estate
Morning “PDB” intelligence briefings, accompanied by “Pat’s Age-Defying Protein Pancakes
1 week of deep sea fishing with President Bush and President Bush Sr.
Daily afternoon Bible study with the President and Rev. Pat Robertson
Accompany the President on a 15-minute flyover assessment of the Latest super-cool, radical disaster area. Drinks and dinner served in flight!
Daily afternoon Lobster feast and Bible study with Reverend Franklin Graham
Evening Gin and/or Rummy with Barbara Bush
BONUS: Segway riding lessons with the President

How Do I Win?

If you are visiting this website, please remember that this offer is open only to Bible believing, Truly Saved™ Christians.
To qualify, please assemble a sweepstakes entry package consisting of the following:
“Proof of 20% Tithing Certificate” from a Bible Believing Church
Photocopy of Republican voter registration card
Notarized letter professing love for Jesus Christ and President Bush
$50,000 money order or cash (US dollars) to:
Win a Vacation With President Bush Landover Baptist Church c/o Wexler Offshore Holdings777 Soulwinner's LaneFreehold, Iowa

Note: Etiquette requires that all winning contestants present one wrapped gift (to exceed $2K in price), from Tiffany & Co. to the First Lady. Monies secured by contest entrants will be utilized by the US Department of Faith as part of the President's efforts to promote the teaching of Intelligent Design in America 's public schools.


To win this vacation, all you have to do is keep doing what you are currently doing ...and you may be on vacation with George for the rest of your life.
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Darn, how did that get in here. Did you know that if a thought exists - that somewhere in the world it is starting to build in the mass consciousness.



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